"Listen, Tyler. We need to redefine your mission statement. There is
about to be some corporate restructuring around here, and I don't think you'll
be pleased with your performance review."
I couldn't have said it better myself. Time for a disciplinary action plan, I'm pretty sure. We'll consult with the board.
Oh, wait. We are the board.
Oh my heck...You're husband cracks me up too! Who knew? (Well, probably lots of people knew he was funny, it's just that I didn't know until now.)
ReplyDeleteI pretty sure all Tyler heard was the noise of Charlie Brown's teacher, but what do I know.
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