Tucker has confused the terms moustache, marshmallow, and mushroom. Understandable, really.
He has asked for a moustache on his s'more, pointed to the marshmallows in the produce section, and talked about the mushroom growing on Daddy's face.
I'm not going to correct him. I just love when he asks for a big moustache for his snack.
Also, his word for fly swatter: The Face Smacker.
And yet to my knowledge, nobody in our house uses it to smack faces. But maybe I'm upstairs when that happens.