On a stroll through the mall this morning...
Me: "Guys, let's look for a bathroom. Mommy needs to go."
Tuck: "Oh, Mommy, you have to poop?"
Me: "Well, I just need to use the bathroom."
And I'd rather not announce my intentions to all the fellow shoppers, thanks.
Tuck: "Right, but do you need to poop?"
Me: "Tuck, I just have to go to the bathroom."
Tuck: "Why? Do you have to pee? Or is it poop?"
Oh, for crying out loud. I do not wish to discuss this further, right here in the food court.
Me: "I'll just wait and see when we get there."
Tuck: "Right. I'll watch and see when you're done."
Not what I meant.
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