Four bases of welcome mats and gardening pads.
(because two players didn't understand the concept of playing against someone else).
A pitcher who kicks.
A runner who picks dandelions.
A toddler who plays from a piggyback position.
Grandparents who alternate between running, pitching, and taking pictures.
Lots of home runs.
Nobody's keeping score.
Count me in.
Oh, and Tucker calls it Ring Around the Rosie.