Stuck.

Tuck found himself wedged between the shoekeeper and the wall at McDonald's.

I wish I could tell you he was retrieving a shoe,

but really he just climbed the thing like playground equipment,

slid down the other side,

and found himself swallowed whole.

And then we got the giggles, him and me,

trying to heave him without leverage.

It was no small task.

Maybe some moms just go to McDonald's.