Mommy, do you have a...

(Warning. This post involves graphic discussions of anatomy.)


Tuck: Mommy, do you have a penis?


M: Nope.


T: Does Tyler?


M: Yes.


T: Does Caillou? (a current favorite cartoon character)


M: Well, Caillou is a boy. So, yes.


T: Does the book have a penis?


M: No.


T: But there's a boy in the book.


M: Then yes. He has one. But the book does not have one.


T: But you don't have one?


M: Nope.


Tuck: Oh, poor Mommy.


(He is oh-so-proud of his. And oh-so-sure I'm wishing I had one. It starts early.)