(Warning. This post involves graphic discussions of anatomy.)
Tuck: Mommy, do you have a penis?
T: Does Tyler?
T: Does Caillou? (a current favorite cartoon character)
M: Well, Caillou is a boy. So, yes.
T: Does the book have a penis?
T: But there's a boy in the book.
M: Then yes. He has one. But the book does not have one.
T: But you don't have one?
Tuck: Oh, poor Mommy.
(He is oh-so-proud of his. And oh-so-sure I'm wishing I had one. It starts early.)