Today, each of the boys came out of Sunday school with a sticker.
Tucker's said, "The Lord is good to all." Tyler's said, "I know God loves me."
When I asked them what the stickers said, Tucker told me, "Mine says, 'The Lord is good to all, and to all a good night.'"
(That sounds oddly like the end of The Night Before Christmas.)
And Tyler said, "Mine says, 'Hey! No people in the laundry!'"
Not so much.
(But extra points for creativity.)