Monday, February 9, 2009

Excuse me. Pardon me.

I hit a man in the back with a highchair today.

That's kind of a large something to hit someone with. I thought I had clearance to lift it over the table and set it down gently on the other side, but not so much. He sort of under-reacted, which makes me very hopeful that I actually hit his chair more than his back.

Regardless, I'm pretty sure he didn't plan on that as part of his lunch plan.

When he slipped behind me later, he needed to say excuse me - it was a very crowded dining room. I was thankful he didn't say, "Hey. Scoot in. Or I'll pick up this chair and hit you with it."

You know, turn about is fair game. Sorry, sir.

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