Both of the little boys at my house are perfecting the "fake cough." When either of them feels a little short of my attention, they start with this "ahem-ahem" business. They're both very cute, but awfully fake. Little do they know, I know the real-deal cough when I hear it.
I'll draw the line if Robb starts working on a fake cough, too. Let's just get that straight right now.