[In the car]
Tyler (in a very happy little mood in his carseat): "Look! Doggie! Doggie!"
Tucker (and this is a direct quote): "Tyler, don't yell in the car like that. And change your attitude or you will get spanked."
(Well, well. Someone has heard that very sentence before.)
Me: "Tucker, there is nothing wrong with his attitude, and you do not do any of the spanking in our family. Who is in charge of Tyler?"
Tuck: "Tucker is."
And therein lies our problem. Or one of them.