In today's mail I received a coupon for $100 off a tombstone.
A tombstone for a man who was cremated.
Or $200 off, in case I'd like to have my name added as well.
Also, the coupon was only valid in Ohio, just in case I'd like to have a marble/granite tombstone shipped across the country.
I'll give that some thought.
At least the whole thing made me laugh out loud. That, I can go for.