For the First Time EVER

Today, after cleaning up a particularly messy diaper (whose producer shall remain nameless), I discovered I had poop under my fingernail.

That has officially never happened before, and for those of you who know how I feel about my fingernails, you can imagine how mortified I was.

I've been soaking my hands all afternoon. I only stopped long enough to blog. A bit.

We shall never speak of this again.