My name is Tucker - I can't touch anything!
I must keep my hands all to myself
When in the bathroom
My mommy says to me, "Tucker! You cant touch ANYTHING!"
Well.... you ....
shouldn't touch the trashcan and please don't touch the doorknob
and for heaven's sake, my Tucker, keep your hands on top your lap.
And so I must remind you, in this germ clad little box we're in,
You should always say your "bye-byes" very soft!