"Don't Touch Anything" Song

In honor of my story about Tucker in the restroom, my oh-so-creative cousin, Samantha, took the liberty of writing a song for moments such as those.

Cue music: Veggie Tales' "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything"

My name is Tucker - I can't touch anything!

I must keep my hands all to myself

When in the bathroom

My mommy says to me, "Tucker! You cant touch ANYTHING!"

Well.... you ....

shouldn't touch the trashcan and please don't touch the doorknob

and for heaven's sake, my Tucker, keep your hands on top your lap.

And so I must remind you, in this germ clad little box we're in,

You should always say your "bye-byes" very soft!