"Listen, Tyler. We need to redefine your mission statement. There is
about to be some corporate restructuring around here, and I don't think you'll
be pleased with your performance review."
I couldn't have said it better myself. Time for a disciplinary action plan, I'm pretty sure. We'll consult with the board.
Oh, wait. We are the board.
2 comments:
Oh my heck...You're husband cracks me up too! Who knew? (Well, probably lots of people knew he was funny, it's just that I didn't know until now.)
I pretty sure all Tyler heard was the noise of Charlie Brown's teacher, but what do I know.
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