Me: Tuck, are you a boy or a girl?
Tuck: A girl.
m: No. You are not a girl. You are a boy.
t: Oh. Right. Boy.
m: What is daddy?
t: A boy.
m: Right! What is Tyler?
t: A boy.
m: Right! What is mommy?
Silence.
m: Tucker, what is mommy?
t: Tucker is finking.
(He scratched his chin. Finally, a little light bulb appeared above his head, as he threw his fist in the air in enlightenment.)
t: Tucker got it! Mommy's a girl!!
I'm hopeful someday he won't have to think so hard to be sure of my gender.
1 comment:
Hilarious!!!
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